Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust

hollyandthesunshine:

| That’s what she said | I think even then I knew that…I was waiting for my wife. | When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that. | I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. |I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs. | I think I’m basically a good person. But I am going to try to make him cry. | If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I’d ever been here. And I’d forget, too. | I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. | I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. | Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight. | Boy have you lost your mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it! | YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN! | I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, “fleece it out,” “going mach 5,” “dinkin’ flicka.” You know, things us Negroes say. | I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter. | Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures. | Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch. | This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case, when it inevitably goes to trial. | I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had. And I got it. If you ask me, that’s the American dream right there. | It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me ‘Plop’ for so long that he forgot my real name. | I’ve been working here 12 weeks. That’s a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we’ve seen. | the office: 24.3.2005 - 16.5.2013 *

mountainish:

June Lake (by Violet Kashi)

arpeggiex:

draven926:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

Oh my god.

HA

ofwgblake:

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”

justfeedmepizza:

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

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flowerteen:

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hulu:

We’re three days away from the last Office episode. We’re collecting things left in stray desks around Dunder-Mifflin these last nine years and then illustrating them to make them prettier. We’ll be doing it all week.This is a nine-year-old stapler in Jello. Gross, I know.Anyways, it’s surprising it’s not covered in mold. Ditto those first few shows. Go back to those first few American Office episodes. They’re carbon copies of the UK ones—and, good God, do they ever feel like it. They are a recitation of lines mired in bad haircuts.
This show almost got canceled after a half-season. Remember that.
Then the show got its footing. The pranks got better. Or at least we started rooting for the people doing the pranking more, so they felt better.Then Jim basically eventually pulled so many fireable offenses on Dwight that Pam fell in love with him.There’s your lesson for today, kids. Grow up to be a wonderful, middle class, white collar corporate citizen, then throw a porcupine in the desk of a man you dislike and send him faxes from the future.
You won’t be able to run for President anymore, but you will get the girl.